An old, hag looking, ghetto weave that sits awkwardly on top of the head . Road Kill weaves don't move or flow, they stay stuck in one position like a crooked
postage stamp.
You'll know when you see a weave that has entered Road Kill stage because it looks like a car that needs a front end alignment (which is exactly the problem with a Road Kill weave: it needs to be realigned).
One of the most ridiculous looking Road Kill weaves are blond because it is the most unnatural looking model of Roadkill.
Also called a Davey Crooked.
postage stamp.
You'll know when you see a weave that has entered Road Kill stage because it looks like a car that needs a front end alignment (which is exactly the problem with a Road Kill weave: it needs to be realigned).
One of the most ridiculous looking Road Kill weaves are blond because it is the most unnatural looking model of Roadkill.
Also called a Davey Crooked.
Why does that stripper's weave look so menacing like a Hunter's wall ornament?
Oh, she's new and just started making money, so she'll probably lose the Road Kill by her next shift.
Oh, she's new and just started making money, so she'll probably lose the Road Kill by her next shift.
by BTGSOLDIEROFYHVH December 6, 2018
n. loud bubbly person, who quieted down a bit – Why so shy, Road Kill?
life of the party, funny dude, used to be funnier, clown– Road Kill knows what he has to do to get attention
broken libido, doesn’t stick to his agenda, dull, residuals, don't like that look in his eye – Hey, Road Kill, are you SURE you’re ok?
someone who gets ripped apart and doesn’t fight back, or doesn't fight back in the right direction – Hey, Road Kill, wake up and smell the coffee… hint, hint… you’re getting torn apart
a mixed-up panda that eats shrubs – Hey, Road Kill, I wouldn’t trust those guys with my bamboo or my twigs
a cuddly polar bear that is more wicked than you – Hey, Road Kill, seals, fish, or slushy?
life of the party, funny dude, used to be funnier, clown– Road Kill knows what he has to do to get attention
broken libido, doesn’t stick to his agenda, dull, residuals, don't like that look in his eye – Hey, Road Kill, are you SURE you’re ok?
someone who gets ripped apart and doesn’t fight back, or doesn't fight back in the right direction – Hey, Road Kill, wake up and smell the coffee… hint, hint… you’re getting torn apart
a mixed-up panda that eats shrubs – Hey, Road Kill, I wouldn’t trust those guys with my bamboo or my twigs
a cuddly polar bear that is more wicked than you – Hey, Road Kill, seals, fish, or slushy?
“Dude, Road Kill, was HILARIOUS tonight. Does Road Kill need a ride? No worries, he’ll take a cab”
“ ‘Hey, Molly, your husband’s clothes fit funny girl. Do you want to get some of this loving?’
‘You bet your ass I do. It’s my dead ass husband that’s Road Kill not me.’
‘You ready to step into the jungle?’
‘Aw, man, you know I see you. Yeah, I’m looking right at you. You, the Road Kill, I see you. You’re freaking me? You like to watch? How does this make you feel?’ “
“ ‘Hey, Molly, your husband’s clothes fit funny girl. Do you want to get some of this loving?’
‘You bet your ass I do. It’s my dead ass husband that’s Road Kill not me.’
‘You ready to step into the jungle?’
‘Aw, man, you know I see you. Yeah, I’m looking right at you. You, the Road Kill, I see you. You’re freaking me? You like to watch? How does this make you feel?’ “
by AmericanBeauty47 April 6, 2012
Person B: What are you doing?
Person A: Killing people with my Level 70 Onyx Hammer!
Person B: But all of those people only have Level 1 Worn Daggers.
Person A: A kill is a kill, regardless of the opponent!
Person B: Outclass kills aren’t any better than cheap shots, so fight someone at your own level!
Person A: Killing people with my Level 70 Onyx Hammer!
Person B: But all of those people only have Level 1 Worn Daggers.
Person A: A kill is a kill, regardless of the opponent!
Person B: Outclass kills aren’t any better than cheap shots, so fight someone at your own level!
by ChameleonDragon June 24, 2018
by Joosu March 5, 2008
by Shatop October 1, 2020
Someone that plays any sort of battle royal game that just waits for someone to almost win a fight just to join at the last second killing both the hard workers getting all the gain without any work.
Bruh, I was about to fucking win until this guy just came in a finished me and the other guy when we were fighting. He is such a fucking Kill-Cuck.
by Yassefa November 24, 2022
When you slap someone on the nose really hard because they’re pissing you off and you say “I’m going to kill your face”
Shut up or “I’m going to kill your face”
by jerrysandy February 12, 2019