by Loudee August 20, 2006
The act of strapping a skateboard to a trash can or recycling bin, by means of a cord or duct tape, and riding in the bin down a hill at rigorous speeds. During rolling kayaking, it is crucial to have a long stick(such as a hockey stick) to paddle with, similar to what a rower does. Depending on the terrain, extra padding may be required, such as a seat when tearing it up on the hardcore ramps. For experienced roller kayakers, try iced-down surfaces for extreme thrills.
Hey dude, we just had a major ice storm and the hills are shitty for sledding, why don't we go roller-kayaking?
by Nick C. W. April 21, 2008
The art of drinking such a perfect amount of alcohol that one does not black out, throw up, or die. However, there is one constant when being KAYAK drunk which is the fact that said individual will end up throwing a kayak at another living human.
Friend #1:“Dude, how did you chip your tooth?”
Friend #2: “I spent a week at my buddy’s lake house and we got kayak drunk. The thing hit me right in the face.”
Friend #2: “I spent a week at my buddy’s lake house and we got kayak drunk. The thing hit me right in the face.”
by Adele is fat September 19, 2019
Sexual term. It's when a man with a mustache lays on his back in a bathtub of water while his female partner sits on him to have intercourse. What makes this so special is all the while, she is holding a ping pong paddle in each hand and slapping the water in a swimming motion.
see definition of Mexican Kayak
by Wordsarefunny June 19, 2009
a sexual act where the male puts his testicles inside the females vagina and proceeds to "row" his penis in a back and forth motion.
bob asked his girlfriend if he could take her on a French Kayak, little did she know it had nothing to do with water.
by kayaker February 04, 2010
The most exhilirating sport in the world where basically a kayaker puts his/herself inside a small boat made out of plastic than continues to hurl themselves down rapids. It is highly enjoyable. Its way better than flatwater.
by little.elph January 29, 2006
When in a 3-some, 1 guy fucks doggy, and the other is getting head from the girl/guy (the kayak). The girl/guy is in mid air and looks like a kayak.
Pablo: dude, me and Felix made a floating kayak out of that chick Maria.
Jamal: Yo, let me come next time, i'd like to stick my goliath in that chicks bodunkadunk.
Jamal: Yo, let me come next time, i'd like to stick my goliath in that chicks bodunkadunk.
by Punto Sanchez June 08, 2006