Stupidly, unreasonably and irrationally (expensive)

One second your happy, the other second you are angry

I Kanye means 'I cannot'.
It can be used as I Kanye even (I cannot even)

or
I Kanye not (double negative)

A person who enjoys the finer things in life, including designer glasses, fine suits, scotch on the rocks, and young women. Especially skanky young women.

Have a psychotic break/episode.

Eliza Kanye is that totally swagtastic discord kitten that meows to the moon. Eliza Kanye has a great attitude and simps for the Cheeto Cat. You should be friends with Eliza Kanye, they’re so cool that you’ll just fall and crack your spine

Eliza Kanye’s spine is crooked thanks to scoliosis, so you and Eliza Kanye can be best buddies.

Eliza Kanye’s looks are not to be rivaled. They’re so hot and pretty, you’ll fall to your knees and lick their toes in astonishment.

when you have sex with a perfect sex doll of yourself while looking into a mirror and turning yourself on and flexing/posing