kms also stands for katching my sleep
person: ugh im so tired
maybe you need to katch on your sleep/ kys
person: ugh im so tired
maybe you need to katch on your sleep/ kys
by johnnytest2292 March 02, 2021
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me: whats 9*11
dumbass: 9
me: hell to the fucking no
dumbass: maybe..................999?
me: take the one nine 9 away please
dumbass: uh...........9, again?
Me: c'mon now, you're kms. if 9 isn't correct the first damn time, what the hell tells your brain to say, AGAIN????????? and the answer is 99 you dumbass hoe
dumbass: 9
me: hell to the fucking no
dumbass: maybe..................999?
me: take the one nine 9 away please
dumbass: uh...........9, again?
Me: c'mon now, you're kms. if 9 isn't correct the first damn time, what the hell tells your brain to say, AGAIN????????? and the answer is 99 you dumbass hoe
by imfunnierthankevinhart October 13, 2020
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by Mareschizo August 31, 2021
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Kentucky Meat Shower - A vile sex act which has two versions. The "open air" version and the "under a leaky tin roof version". Which just requires some tinfoil and a few cut outs.
Dave: Hey Jim, I'm gonna literally KMS tonight.
Jim: Wow Dave, that's wild! Are you going open air or so you needa borrow some foil?
Jim: Wow Dave, that's wild! Are you going open air or so you needa borrow some foil?
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by lover boy 67 September 27, 2020
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This does not mean “kill myself” as many poor, depressed seem to think! It means “kiss me, someone!” and is a plea for physical affection. This demand should be answered at the earliest available opportunity (like tonight).
“Wowwww I just passed my driver’s test at the 16th time of asking!! kms!!”
“Hey I heard the Jonas Brothers are getting back together...kms!”
“Hey I heard the Jonas Brothers are getting back together...kms!”
by yourfavoritecheesehead February 28, 2019
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kill myself. sum most people say as a joke over text and sum to not necessarily take seriously. people say it sometimes when they fucked up or they gonna get pissed or annoyed at sum.
friend: yk we gotta math test tmr
me: wait what u serious?
friend: yea did u study?
me: no oh fuck imma jus kms tbh lmfaoo
me: wait what u serious?
friend: yea did u study?
me: no oh fuck imma jus kms tbh lmfaoo
by a frickin cool kid December 06, 2020
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