A unnaturally tall hispanic who despises people who rant on about pure bullshit, finds themselves rather self-centered around anime, and hardly ever does their homework. There is a the in front of the name to represent the fact that 99.99% of the world will find this man just built differently. He will never take no for an answer, he beats his cock at night with a passion, and has read 40% of currently existing manga. Always use high emphasis when mentioning his name, period.
by Sytoc March 11, 2021
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Jose
A person who can get you so mad but so in love in 5 seconds. Who you can argue with but when you look into his big eyes his long eyelashes bat away any negative thoughts and you still want to build a family with him due to his calm, collected, and understanding nature. He has the ability to make you cry then make you laugh because of his positive vibe you can't ever stay mad at a "Jose". He is reliable and he is just a great man in general. He is a great spirit and will make a great husband and father one day. If and when you find a Jose don't let him go. It will hit you that you made the biggest mistake of your life.
Jose
A person who can get you so mad but so in love in 5 seconds. Who you can argue with but when you look into his big eyes his long eyelashes bat away any negative thoughts and you still want to build a family with him due to his calm, collected, and understanding nature. He has the ability to make you cry then make you laugh because of his positive vibe you can't ever stay mad at a "Jose". He is reliable and he is just a great man in general. He is a great spirit and will make a great husband and father one day. If and when you find a Jose don't let him go. It will hit you that you made the biggest mistake of your life.
by Lala-larious March 16, 2017
Jose is a guy with short temper but is sweet to those who need it, he is the person who will lift your self esteem when you need it, he is the person who you can gurantee to make you laugh everyday, basically, he is the definition of friendship
by worlddefinitions April 17, 2015
Jose is a guy that every girl dreams of. He cares about no one but you. One look at his eyes and you fall instantly in love so deep that it'll never go away. Jose is very protective and would not let any other guy talk to you. He can get jealous sometimes but only because he's afraid of losing you. He can be a nerd and a jock. He has the BEST personality in the world. He comes up with cute nicknames for you. He helps you with any problems that your struggling with in life. He will be willing to travel miles just to be next to you. His favorite thing to do is cuddle. He will tell you every minute of the day how much he loves you. He will tell you you're beautiful no matter what. If you don't have a jose, then I suggest you go find yourself one right now.
Jose is the love of my life!
by Emo nation March 14, 2017
A multi-meaning word which originated as prison slang in Louisiana, particularly South Louisiana and is primarily used in those areas.
Josing can be defined as the following:
1. Serving time in jail or prison.
2. Participating in an activity or distraction, particularly in jail, which makes the time seem to pass faster.
3. The act of joking at someone else's expense, especially in jail but also used in street context.
Josing can be defined as the following:
1. Serving time in jail or prison.
2. Participating in an activity or distraction, particularly in jail, which makes the time seem to pass faster.
3. The act of joking at someone else's expense, especially in jail but also used in street context.
(Variation 1)
"My boy been josing for 3 years off a gun charge."
(Variation 2)
"Man if we could smoke in the parish jail we'd be straight josing."
(Variation 3)
"We was straight up josing off that boy all day - he got drove as fuck."
"My boy been josing for 3 years off a gun charge."
(Variation 2)
"Man if we could smoke in the parish jail we'd be straight josing."
(Variation 3)
"We was straight up josing off that boy all day - he got drove as fuck."
by BR Phat March 02, 2013
Jose is a latino name that originates from the Hispanic region. Jose's can be very nice and friendly at first sight but once you get to know them and you get to trust them, they can be very trustworthy. Jose's are girl attracting magnets, he can make a girl fall in love with him in 5 seconds. Jose's are usually very athletic and are very intelligent when it comes down to EVERYTHING. They get angered or triggered if anyone whom he dislikes annoys him, and they are known for vengeance. Jose's can be very friendly but once you have gotten on the bad side of him, YOU WILL REGRET IT.
Woah, he just broke the skull and twisted the ligaments of his arch-nemesis. He is definitely a JOSE.
by FORTNITE4LIFE! March 08, 2019
Yes, it's one of the most hispanic common names. Besides that, its the definition of a guy who is beyond amazing, handsome, sweet, adorable, caring, funny, dorky and much more. He can be slow at times, but it doesn't matter. He's oh so unique, and isn't like many other guys.
G: "Hey, what's that guy's name?"
Kay: "That's a Jose!"
G: "That's such a common name, but aww look how he treats his girlfriend. Such a good Jose!"
Kay: "That's a Jose!"
G: "That's such a common name, but aww look how he treats his girlfriend. Such a good Jose!"
by Fluffy286 January 15, 2012