A unnaturally tall hispanic who despises people who rant on about pure bullshit, finds themselves rather self-centered around anime, and hardly ever does their homework. There is a the in front of the name to represent the fact that 99.99% of the world will find this man just built differently. He will never take no for an answer, he beats his cock at night with a passion, and has read 40% of currently existing manga. Always use high emphasis when mentioning his name, period.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods