A Jonas hœ is a person who simps for the Jonas brothers ah yes so smexy indeed 😌 love ya joe Frankie Nick and Kevin btw joe your my fav 😏
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Taylor: I’m a Jonas hœ 😏
Mika: what’s a Jonas hœ

Taylor: it’s like a person who simps for the Jonas brothers

Mika: ohhh I’m a Jonas hœ to

Mika and Taylor: so smexy 😏
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Guy with big penis and he fuck a lot of girls
You have small pp. No im Jonas Jeppesen
by Osama Bin Ladder December 06, 2019
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Jonas Jordalen is so insanely atracctive and he has the biggest penis in the world it’s so massive and he has the sharpest jawline of everyone in the whole world.
Boy: OMG Jonas Jordalen is making me gay with his huge penis.
Girl: Yeah he is so hot
by Wrighteous71 October 27, 2019
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Jonas Larsen is the gang leader of all gang squads in Fetsund. He usually walks with his bitches hanging around his mini cock. Jonas is not someone to fuck with, he will send his dawgs on you that will fuck you up.
Person: You look like a faggot
Jonas Larsen: *snaps* attack.
by Jonas Larsen's Slave March 15, 2017
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