Fog Jockey

A man/woman with no whip. They rode in on the fog so to speak.

Bro: "Hey gurl, you wanna go out Saturday night?"
Gurl: “You picking me up on your bike? Hell no, I aint going out with no fog jockey!”

by Whistlestick July 8, 2018

sports jockey

Refers to a male with unfulfilled dreams of sports stardom who then pressures his children into playing sports in the hope they achieve the stardom he failed to achieve.

The sports jockey is the male equivalent of the stage mom.

Wife 1: (Sighing) My husband enrolled (insert child's name here) in softball, gymnastics, tennis, and track this year at school.

Wife 2: You poor thing. You married a sports jockey too?

by Loxi July 17, 2009

Corporate Jockey

People who act "Mr. Corporate", they have been in a corporate job long enough they have been brainwashed by the culture and group think. They speak all the corporate lingo. Corporate culture is all they know. They worship the corporate hierarchy and have forsaken their own individuality. They ride the corporate train real hard.

Michael is such a corporate jockey , everytime I talk to him he obsesses over the corporate hierarchy.

by MDude25 April 5, 2019

jockey's breakfast

A ride in the morning

Had for myself a jockey's breakfast this morning, it was quite pleasant!

by top of the left October 3, 2007

Testicle Jockey

Taking one deep, so deep as it appears that person is a horse jockey on a pair of testicles. Typically is used to refer to a homo, a friend who is being a douche, or a slam piece.

Person1: "Fat Alex almost seems like a mezza fanook"
Person2: "No, Fat Alex is without a doubt a testicle jockey"

by Herby Vershmales December 1, 2010

Binet jockey

A Binet jockey is slang for a psychometrician: someone who administers psychological tests. From the perennial instrument, The Stanford-Binet Intelligence Scale. This term may convey anything from affection to scorn, depending on the context.

As a M.S. in a school system, Bettina was nothing but a glorified Binet jockey; but it paid the bills.

by eViL pOp TaRt May 13, 2010

code jockey

noun.
a person who knows at least one programing language and writes computer programs.

We need to find some code jockey to build a web site for our band.

by PeterA October 6, 2006