very nice guy that works at urban dictionary. 10/10 would give him a raise , please be nice to him
jefferson what games do u leike
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An asshole who loves noone. Will lead you on and say he loves you only to dump your ass.
There was this guy who added me on snap then ghosted me
sounds like a Jefferson
by koolkid88 January 29, 2020
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Dropping a "Jefferson" is when you go number 2, poop, crap, deuce, drop the kids off at the pool, etc.

Thomas Jefferson is on the $2 bill. When you "take or drop a Jefferson, you are going number 2". It is a nicer, more educated sounding way of taking a crap.
"You all hike on ahead....I'm going behind this large live oak tree to drop a Jefferson."

Setting: School library
Teacher: "Where's Johnny?"
Student: "Mrs. B., you know that he can't spend more than 10 minutes in here without having to take a Jefferson."
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the kids think theyre gangster and there are cows up the road. enough said.
Dude... we live in Jefferson, not the ghetto. Pull up your pants.
by J-town ftw May 28, 2010
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To have sex with an extremely hot woman, while fingering four other girls, two with each hand while "toe-ing" two more girls, each with one foot. Basically to Jefferson is to have sex with as many girls as possible, using every single body part capable of penetration.
Yo! I Jeffersond those bitches so hard last night!
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bitch ass mofo who won't date me or answer my chat. Very rude and terrible at his job. Thanks a lot Jeffie!!!!
You know that customer service dude that keeps leaving me?
Yeah. Lemme guess. He's Jefferson
by koolkid88 January 29, 2020
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Some rude chatter that I just wanted to help me. Closed the chat on me. What a fat bloke. Dumb nonce.
Fat nonce Jefferson closed the chat on me. Wow.
by oofstuff November 08, 2019
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