when you pour a double shot of vodka on someone's ass and lick it all off
comrade 1: man I got hammered last night!
comrade 2: how did you do that!?
comrade 1: I did a Polish janitor with all the girls at the party
by warlock of feet January 04, 2021
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Persons sole job is to clean the cum up inside and out of a frequently fucked pussy everytime it's fucked by anybody other than her mate!
I wanna be your pussy janitor if u allow me?
by Bluebook766 February 29, 2016
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Buying from someone you trusted who grabbles naturally to collect for himself your soul ; the price of your sins, weaknesses and addictions .
You're doin' great kid! You're showin' some hootspa! You'll be a soul-janitor for sure!
by Nimron September 18, 2019
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A sexual act taking place in the janitor's closet, often intercourse, causing the janitor to be quite shocked if he happens to open the door while the two are doing it.
Guy 1: You won't believe what happened yesterday!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Stacy wanted to have sex, but we were in school, so we did it right in the closet. It was a real janitor's surprise!
by gogglyeyed October 24, 2013
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A grouping of garbage bags that hangs from the back pocket to create a tail like effect.
"Frank: Hey Bill, that's one swell janitor tail!
Bill: Why thanks Frank!"

"My janitor tail is trippin'."
by Bill the Janitor July 25, 2008
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One who mops of the jizz at a peep show.
When Jenna Jameson is in town, it's best to have a conference of jizz janitors nearby.
by Billy Bub Fukit. October 16, 2013
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A concoction of booze, opiates, sedatives, or whatever. A more makeshift version of syrup
Can't afford that top shelf shit tonight, no siree. Gonna have to dance with janitor drum tonight.
by Sir Captain of Wynn Bay May 04, 2005
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