When someone licks your balls clean after a sweaty activity like a trip to the gym or an intense run.
She gave me a Salty Janitor last night. Licked the boys squeaky clean.
by CaptainPoopy May 10, 2015
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Another term for a moderator of a message board or chat room.
Person 1: These trolls are out of control! So much spam!
Person 2: Where's the damn spam janitor??
by SJLC February 13, 2012
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Office job that mostly involves cleanup and maintenance of digital databases or files; such as backup, restoration, updates, upgrades, purges, archiving, etc. Requires a modicum familiarity with basic computer operations including file and database management but little in the way of problem solving skills or creativity.
His business card might call him a Database Administrator but he's really just a glorified digital janitor.
by wurdnerd November 20, 2009
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During missionary sex after a long night of drinking and debauchery; the man throws-up on the woman's chest right when he is about to cum, then right before ejaculation he wipes his cock all over the vomit covered chest as he cums as if it were a mop.
"Mike was sooo drunk that he preformed the dirty janitor for the first time! Then, I came!"
by 1978dRuMmErMaN August 04, 2014
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Them little cleaning people at theatres who are only good at cleaning things like restrooms and lobbies. They like to call themselves Ushers, but we all know what's under that shiznit.
(Especially those working at Tinseltown in El Paso)
-The toilet is clogged yo.
-Well just call one of those lazy daytime janitors, they clean as good as your mom.
by Michael December 05, 2004
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A fun janitor is any person who takes a fun situation, and dulls it down. Either by forcing people to focus on a different, less-fun task, or by ruining their good time altogether.

Being a fun janitor is not a good thing, and it implies that you're "cleaning up the fun" or "sweeping all the joy in life under the rug".

Don't be a fun janitor.

**Creation of this original term is credited to Ryan P., who lives in a tiny mountain town of Colorado**
1 - Man, we were having a good time till the boss showed up. She's such a fun janitor.
by llewander February 06, 2010
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