The act of drenching your pubic hair in anything you want: Beer, Mayonaise, soda pop, virtually anything that will hold in the pubic region, and ringing it all out over your girlfriend's mouth.
Dude, I janitor's mopped that girl all night long with some old pickle juice I found in the fridge.
by E millziak September 30, 2010
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The hitting of the absolute bottom of life. You can go no lower than this. This word is the absolute embodiment of being a complete loser in life and 99.9% sure your not going to being able to amount to anything in life. If you are a Assistant Janitor, you are a worthless meat sack and you should have never existed. But if you are one, you should take pride in it,it is the only thing you can take pride in. So, Assistant Janitors of the world. Stand up, and wear this as a badge of honor, because its not easy to be an Assistant Janitor. Eh, actually its pretty easy.
Man 1: "Dude, you are 69 years old and you've never had a job,you have had an unhonorable discharge from the U.S. Military,you were kicked out of your own birthday 20 years in a row, evicted from your cardboard box,you've had 16 interventions on your sticker addiction, and you have the most viewed fail on YouTube. Dude, you're an Assistant Janitor."

Assistant Janitor: "You're darn skippy, and I'm proud of it."
by Kane Chitty July 10, 2014
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A person who cleans up all the low level single undesirables for sexual purposes. I.e. The last drunk person at the bar, the girl that just got out of jail with 7 kids, etc.
"Heath took that overweight wasted chick home. He's such a sexual janitor."
by lemurgrrl 1977 February 23, 2015
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A sexual position, where the female grabs the toilet bowl with her hands, and then the male inserts his penis into the female. He pumps so hard her head starts to bob in and out of the toilet water
I gave some girl a Jersey City Janitor in the bathrom dude!
by jrky February 09, 2009
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Low-paying, unsavory profession entailing the cleaning of the booths where patrons enter to watch a peep show. Condsidered to be the worst career move a person could ever make, this job rates at the very bottom in the self-esteem and prestige categories.
Dave: Whatever happened to Brad, the valedictorian? Wasn't he voted most likely to succeed back in high school?

Tom: I guess he must have fallen on hard times. Last I heard, he was sucking dick for crack after he was fired from his peep show janitor position.
by Robb H April 30, 2006
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Commonly referred to as a JWM, it involves unleashing a dump in a public bathroom so damaging that were a janitor to attempt to clean it, it would make a widow of his wife, and an orphan of his children.

A variation is the UJWM, which involves a urinal. This is a high-risk move, but a janitorial fatality is pretty much assured if successful.
Laughing, Ken passed the janitor on his way out of the bathroom, knowing his janitor widow maker was about to strike.
by Nick2011 July 04, 2006
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A janitor at a middle school who sends kid to the bathroom to sit in a circle for a ritual against KKK and knows asl and drinks blood from virgin vaginas!!and watched kids at lunch and records girls buts
Hey did u see the "ghost busters janitor"
The janitor?guy
Ya!!
OMG YEZ he's scary he watched me bend down to pick up my hair tie!!

Grosss
by Kys_____.c January 31, 2017
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