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When you are having a good day, but then you talk to that one guy and are immediately into a bad mood.
"Why are you so down Jim?"
"Oh, I was happy but then I met Robert and I became super pissed"
"Ah, The James effect"
"Oh, I was happy but then I met Robert and I became super pissed"
"Ah, The James effect"
by yesikno November 07, 2019
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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The James Effect happens when an unspecified James breaks up with a girl causing seamlessly random events to occur generally causing a part of the victims personality to exaggerate
Person 1: Damn did you break up with your girlfriend
James: yes
Person 1: I mean she was bad enough already God knows what The James Effect will do to her
James: yes
Person 1: I mean she was bad enough already God knows what The James Effect will do to her
by Woody252619 October 02, 2020
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When a James breaks up with a girl it can cause part of that girls deep personality to be exaggerated and can seem to effect anybody randomly
"hey did you hear, James broke up with his girlfriend"
"she was bad enough as she was, who knows what the James effect will do to her"
"she was bad enough as she was, who knows what the James effect will do to her"
by Woody252619 October 02, 2020