A Jackie Chan movie is slang for watching a porno.
Ex:
Steve: Wanna watch a Jackie Chan movie?
Greg: Like Rush Hour 2?
Steve: Nah man like back door sluts 9!
Greg: Jackie Chan is in that?
Steve: Nah man I just call em' Jackie Chan movies because they kick ass man!
Greg: 😂😂😂
Ex:
Steve: Wanna watch a Jackie Chan movie?
Greg: Like Rush Hour 2?
Steve: Nah man like back door sluts 9!
Greg: Jackie Chan is in that?
Steve: Nah man I just call em' Jackie Chan movies because they kick ass man!
Greg: 😂😂😂
by Gregoryhotchkiss January 07, 2017
Did you see Amber Hatmaker use her Jackie Chan mojo, because I sure as hell didn't. All i saw was hair pullin.
by deesnuts6969 February 26, 2011
When you jizz on your fist when having sex and punch the girl in the vigina making sure all the jizz goes into the vigina. Also, you must give out a high pitched asian scream while punching for a full effect. It only counts as a Jackie Chan Thrust if the girl is impregnated
Tom: Man, I'm in shit dude.
Jack: Why what happened?
Tom: I gave Suzy a Jackie Chan Thrust and she won't get an abortion.
Jack: Why what happened?
Tom: I gave Suzy a Jackie Chan Thrust and she won't get an abortion.
by bigdick130 May 10, 2010
1.To put a severe ass-whoopin' on someone.
2. To kick someone in the face
3.To kick ass using an unorthodox object
2. To kick someone in the face
3.To kick ass using an unorthodox object
1.Nigger, you stole my bike, I'll Jackie Chan your ass
2.I'll jump down, turn around and Jackie Chan your ass
3.Bitch, I'll grab this bana peel and Jackie Chan your ass
2.I'll jump down, turn around and Jackie Chan your ass
3.Bitch, I'll grab this bana peel and Jackie Chan your ass
by man with a terrible smell June 29, 2009
Any movie exhibiting both mixed martial arts and flying people, as in "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon," "House of Flying Daggers," "Forbidden Kingdom," "Hero," "Curse of the Golden Flower," and so on.
** In order to be truly Jackie Chan meets Peter Pan, the characters must defy gravity to a hilarious degree.
** In order to be truly Jackie Chan meets Peter Pan, the characters must defy gravity to a hilarious degree.
Bob: "Crouching dragon hidden... what? What the hell is that about?"
Joe: "It's like Jackie Chan meets Peter Pan. It's awesome. Just shut up and watch."
Joe: "It's like Jackie Chan meets Peter Pan. It's awesome. Just shut up and watch."
by ThatsTooBad June 29, 2010
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