A newly discovered disease, most commonly found developing amongst women. A woman will develop several emotions all at once or go through each emotion in a matter of 4 minutes from dealing with a dirty ho.
Known causes:
1. Dealing with a ho.
2. Trying to understand a ho.
3. Waiting for a ho.
4. Communication with a ho.
5. Being involved with a ho.
Known Symptoms: Happy, Sadness, Agitation, Worried, Anxiety, Pissed Off, Confused, Crazy, Crying, and IDGAF.
Known causes:
1. Dealing with a ho.
2. Trying to understand a ho.
3. Waiting for a ho.
4. Communication with a ho.
5. Being involved with a ho.
Known Symptoms: Happy, Sadness, Agitation, Worried, Anxiety, Pissed Off, Confused, Crazy, Crying, and IDGAF.
Girl, it's just a bad case of Ho-itis.
Do you feel sad, angry, happy, crazy, or confused? Then you could be dealing with a dirty ho. Doctors suggest to dump this ho immediately before Ho-itis infects you!
Do you feel sad, angry, happy, crazy, or confused? Then you could be dealing with a dirty ho. Doctors suggest to dump this ho immediately before Ho-itis infects you!
by DirtyDana/Cali August 19, 2011
The name for the sickness of spending all your money on FoRtNiTe.
Symptoms: gayness, keep virginity, death alone.
Symptoms: gayness, keep virginity, death alone.
You see that guy over there? He makes $100 a day and spends all of it on FoRtNiTe. He's got FoRtNiTe-itis. HE GONNA DIE ALONE BOIS.
by RecycledMemes November 30, 2018
1. The inexplicable desire to act like a hipster. Symptoms include wearing Ray-Ban Wayfarers, listening to Sufjan Stevens, and/or refusing to buy anything "mainstream."
It became clear Courtney had contracted Hipster-itis when she decided to move to Seattle to pursue a career in graphic design.
by mdunlop1789 June 28, 2011
A disease that is quickly spreading across nerds around the world. It is crucially important to know the causes and symptoms so you don't suffer the same fate:
Cause: Discovering sporcle, a trivia website that quizzes you on basically everything. Very fun, but also quickly addicting.
Symptoms: You may have sporcle-itis if you have experienced any of these symptoms:
- Loss of sleep by trying to get a perfect score on a quiz
- Overheating of your computer due to an excess of time spent on it
- Lack of motivation to do anything social, as it may cut in to your sporcle time
- Loss of color to the skin due to lack of time outside
If you or a loved one is experiencing any of these symptoms, please go to sporcle.com now to satisfy your needs.
Cause: Discovering sporcle, a trivia website that quizzes you on basically everything. Very fun, but also quickly addicting.
Symptoms: You may have sporcle-itis if you have experienced any of these symptoms:
- Loss of sleep by trying to get a perfect score on a quiz
- Overheating of your computer due to an excess of time spent on it
- Lack of motivation to do anything social, as it may cut in to your sporcle time
- Loss of color to the skin due to lack of time outside
If you or a loved one is experiencing any of these symptoms, please go to sporcle.com now to satisfy your needs.
Billy: Hey LeShawn, come to my party this weekend. There's gonna be a ton of hot babes there!
LeShawn: Party? Weekend? NO!! That means I'm not at my computer, and not trying to get all of the top 100 movie characters of all time on Sporcle! <Crawls back into basement>
Billy: Damn, he's got some major sporcle-itis.
LeShawn: Party? Weekend? NO!! That means I'm not at my computer, and not trying to get all of the top 100 movie characters of all time on Sporcle! <Crawls back into basement>
Billy: Damn, he's got some major sporcle-itis.
by Sporcle-addict July 06, 2009
A person who acts like a pendejo, buts spread his pendejo like behavior to people around the vicinity.
We were all up in class telling jokes and shit like pendejo's, but pedro was spreading his own pendejo-itis around.
by The Fat Guy! March 23, 2010
Startshit-itis is a social disorder which affects millions of individuals throughout our country, It refers to an affliction that causes the individual struggeling with this disorder, to "start shit" or create a dispute or in some instances begin a physical battle with someone for no reason other than they are bored
I hate going anywhere with Slim,,,, he has to get his startshit-itis under control before he gets us all shot.
by playboikid@gmail.com November 06, 2010
An condition caused by the daily grind and stress of one's job or career to the extent that it becomes emotionally and physically unbearable.
JOB-ITIS builds in you over time and is caused by a combination of work situations, such as: having to work late, giving 150% and no one notices, hardly taking any vacation or sick time, pretending to ignore when your boss takes credit for your ideas, suffering the slings and arrows of the vicious political atmosphere in your office, getting passed over for that well-deserved raise or promotion, pretending not care when an underling is promoted above you just because he/she sucks up to the boss, feeling physically sick when you wake up on a work day or just walk into the office.
by Dennis The Menace December 11, 2013