Marcy: My cousin Jonah has an inchworm. He has had it all the 15 years of his life and it never grows.
Percy: Where did he get that? i once caught a caterpillar and it only lasted a few days. Maybe i pet it too much....it was so cute though... Does Jonah ever pet his inchworm?
Marcy: who ho ho ohhh ya. He pets it ALL the time... but nothing ever happens...Its just too small.
Percy: Really? He has had his inchworm for 15 years, but he never grows and is really tiny?
Marcy: You got that right.
Percy: Where did he get that? i once caught a caterpillar and it only lasted a few days. Maybe i pet it too much....it was so cute though... Does Jonah ever pet his inchworm?
Marcy: who ho ho ohhh ya. He pets it ALL the time... but nothing ever happens...Its just too small.
Percy: Really? He has had his inchworm for 15 years, but he never grows and is really tiny?
Marcy: You got that right.
by i sneak into your room at nite July 14, 2009
Girl 1: What happened between you and Alex? I thought things were going so well.
Girl 2: well...we were in bed, it was gettin' all hot n' heavy and then I saw it, he was a total inchwormer
Girl 2: well...we were in bed, it was gettin' all hot n' heavy and then I saw it, he was a total inchwormer
by BronxbabyGirl March 06, 2009
When you fuck the shit out of a greasy pussy girl from behind that her juices spread on the floor making you guys move about the room like a inch worm.
Nick: Yo what the fuck why is the living room floor soaked!
Jared: Sorry I was fucking greasy pussy girl so hard last night we were inchworming around the room.
Nick: Nice! Now clean this shit up!
Jared: Sorry I was fucking greasy pussy girl so hard last night we were inchworming around the room.
Nick: Nice! Now clean this shit up!
by Nguy69 October 28, 2017
by IAMSMALL June 26, 2018
A small albanian penis that is about 1 inch flaccid but grows to a mighty inch and a half when aroused.
by Ass hair, don't care June 18, 2013
The shrivelled, atrophied penis of a sick twisted disturbed fuck. All that comes out is a tiny drop of a congealed yellow liquid, created from years of disuse.
Zeke: Why did Lenny just run into his office and close the door?
Clyde: Did he have his mail with him?
Zeke: Yeah.
Clyde: Ah, then it must be time to whip out the ol' purple inchworm for a grueling hour of futile jackin' off.
Clyde: Did he have his mail with him?
Zeke: Yeah.
Clyde: Ah, then it must be time to whip out the ol' purple inchworm for a grueling hour of futile jackin' off.
by Krakky McKraken August 03, 2007