A low quality item that appears to have a higher quality due to its low price.

When a car first appears to be an unmarked cop car, but in the end turns out to be some old guy driving a Lincoln town car

A reference to when somebody pulls out their cell phone in front of their friends and acts like he or she is texting to give the illusion that he or she is cool, popular, and important.

The theory that Facebook is just like heroin.

Heroin is highly addictive gives you the impression that you can do anything and be super-productive, when in fact you're doing the exact opposite.

Similarly, Facebook is just as addictive and gives you the impression that you're socializing and making new friends when in fact you're doing the exact opposite.

Best local band since Rufaldo and the Argonauts. This band kicks some major ass, and their singer is so much better than anyone else. You know you like them.

An idea of a Texas lifestyle, based on romanticized notions of Texas' history, culture, and daily life, that lead a person to have a misconceived conception of what a traditional Texas lifestyle entails. This idea is based on thoughts of Southern gentry, glamour, and the beauty of the Texas landscape.

A girl that from a distance, appears quite attractive, but up close is very ugly.