When your going to park in a parking lot and you think you see a good parking spot, but in reality it is just a big car blocking a little car.
ryan: shweet im so hungry for stir crazy theres a good parking space close thats crazy

cory: nice im hungry too

ryan: oh shit its just a gay smart car behind a gmc hybrid

cory: damn thats an autoical illusion if ive ever seen one and i have

ryan: "cunt crunk tree for life"
by Charles Ancum May 25, 2010
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a booger that is hanging in mid air attached to a nose hair that can't be seen. seems to be an illusion.
Jennifer had an illusion booger.
by Lindsay November 05, 2002
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Things that seem to look good or work on the outside are in fact broken. It is the illusion of success when in reality it is the complete opposite. It is Donald Trump.
Donald Trump likes to talk big things but everyone knows its just an Illusion of Gold.
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An obstruction, hindrance or problem that is strictly an illusion or figment of one's imagination.
Nah, that's just an obstacle illusion. It's another Floridian in a Grand Marquis on the berm.
by nothin but nachos September 01, 2010
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A female who wears a "Miracle Bra".
"So, how big were Debra's tits?"
"Don't know man, it was a Grand Illusion!"
by Misfit December 18, 2003
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seeing things differently than they actually are
I saw an optical illusion when I was drugged up from my root canal.
by gie February 05, 2005
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1. A situation where one realizes that they do not know themselves as well as they think, shattering their grip on reality.

2. A horrible, failed attempt at saying something profound.
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