The leggings illusions is when a girl with no ass wears super tight leggings to make it seem as if she has ass when she doesn't. This makes the ass look big from a distance, and makes a man's mouth drool for dat booty. But when you get close or you get her home and taking them legging off, you realize that she has a small ass.

It's still sexy, but it's a lie.
Britney was so fine, she had a nice ass when I saw her walking around campus. Then I got her in my dorm, she took off the leggings, and I realize that she had a small ass.

I fell for the leggings illusion.
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI October 12, 2011
Get the Leggings illusion neck gaiter and mug.
The photo of a man's cock, typically taken by a cell phone, that makes it appear larger than what it really is because there is nothing else in the photo as a frame of reference to indicate it's true size. This is typically a close up zoom of the actual member.
Girl 1: OMG! Your boyfriend's cock is huge!

Girl 2: No, that photo he texted me is just a cocktical illusion. If his hand were in the photo then you'd see that his jimmy is just normal size.
by hotmuffin July 19, 2010
Get a cocktical illusion mug for your father-in-law James.
A man you swear is gay, but later find out he has a girlfriend.
"I thought Jim was gay until I met his girlfriend, so it was all just a homoptical illusion."
by chauncey July 20, 2004
Get a homoptical illusion mug for your barber James.
Refers to how it is difficult to tell the age of an asian as they always appear younger than they are. They have the illusion of looking young forever.
"Can I see some ID please?" - cashier
"Sure, but I'm 29 years old" - asian suffering from asian illusion
"Sorry, I thought you were under-age!" - cashier
" No, it's just the asian illusion" - asian suffering from asian illusion
by Princeout June 29, 2011
Get the asian illusion neck gaiter and mug.
1. To have the look that increases the fact that you look like Splice. 2. Side-swept bangs over one eye creating the illusion that your eyes are extremely far apart, like Splice. 3. An over-exhausted pose used as a default picture for scene/emo kids or creepy adults.
1."I'm really sick of this bitch doing the emo illusion in every pic, it's creeping me out dude."
by Applesxx July 24, 2010
Get the Emo Illusion neck gaiter and mug.
Noun: The answer one correctly guesses when, in fact, they acutally "pulled it out" of their rear-end.
David Copperfield is very skilled at entertaining us with optical illusions, whereas, John Kerry just as skilled with a Protoctical Illusion.
Get a Protoctical Illusion mug for your Facebook friend Riley.
A fangame created by 4 Chinese students in 2004 of the manga/anime Fullmetal Alchemist/Hagaren. It portrays a 'what if' Edo worked in Central with the Lt. and it takes place after Edo and Aru get their bodies back. One of the 4 alternate endings results in Edo killing himself and becoming the seven deadly sin, Pride.
Bluebird's Illusion is a bitch to get ahold of because you can only get it on Chinese auction sites. xp
by iNsaneuChiha November 30, 2005
Get a Bluebird's Illusion mug for your fish Helena.