Simply, while performing fellatio or giving a blowjob, one has a nose bleed. This undoubtedly must happen before the receiver ejaculates and the fellatio performer is still down on the receiver. Also, criteria must be a blowjob in A VEHICLE or train/plane/boat/cruise ship/ etc.
Oh twas a classic teenage fellatio session, in the front seat of a car. The windows were closed and the defroster was one, 100 degrees in the car. When the female blowjob giver was doing what she does best, a terrible thing happened. The sweltering heat mixed with her cold and within seconds of throating him, she had a nosebleed. And thus, the Hurley was born.
by Kissedaboyandilikedit May 23, 2009
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A large balding man that has a fixation on men's penis. That also likes Earl Grey tea (hot).
I stirred my tea this morning with a dildo. (Hurley)
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One of the greatest surf/skate/snow companies ever and also sponsors pro skater Bob Burnquist.
"OMG I found the greastest Hurley shirt ever at Pacsun!"
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The act of shitting yourself while performing strenuous tasks.
Dude! That guy totally just pulled a hurley while squating 600 lbs.
by Lewis470 October 10, 2010
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the nickname for the character hugo reyes on lost, played by jorge garcia. a nice man who is fat with quite long brown hair. hence the term is used to descrie fat men with long brown hair.
person : Look dude, theres hurley (points to fat man with long hair)
by ashel September 05, 2006
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A great skate/surf brand that makes everything from hats to shirts and sweaters and jeans. I find their stuff is some of the best quality out there in terms of a skate brand, and pwns Quiksilver (what doesn't?) and Etnies and other skate brands. If you have to buy anything from a skate/surf brand, do yourself a favour and make it Hurley.
These new Hurley jeans I bought kick ass! They're so comfortable yet they're fitted
by clothes guy August 09, 2007
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