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The Hooper is the really hot chick that you see walking down the street and really wanna get to know.
Dude! Did you see the hooper yesterday on one of those stand up surf boards!
by ONFACEBOOKWITHYOU July 03, 2009
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Someone who used to be a potential girlfriend/boyfriend, but no longer is.
Tim: Zack, is that your exgirlfriend?
Zack: No, she's an expotential. We never actually dated...
by brownsuite September 24, 2011
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