hobby lobby

A gathering where participants partake in the most extreme sexual kinks.

I got out of that swingers party before it turned into a hobby lobby, scat and needle play just isn't my thing.

by rem-death June 30, 2014

hobby homo

A man who is not gay per see and is apparently heterosexual for all intents and purposes but occassionally enjoys sex with other men.

Sam is a hobby homo. He likes pussy but says that gay guys give much better head.

by james savik February 2, 2008

hobby lobby

A poorly thought out, gut reflex decision or reaction that has far-reaching, negative consequences.

The assassination of the Archduke Franz Ferdinand led to the first World War; it was a real hobby lobby.

by rideurbike June 30, 2014

Hobby Weed

Marijuana you grow for personal use instead of for profit. Grown "as a hobby".

Got anything good at your place?

Well, guess I got that hobby weed.

Shit, that's all you had to say!

by @Jimmy_2_Thumbs April 2, 2023

Mr. Hobby

The Hockaday teacher who banned the use of fidget spinners and flipping water bottles in his classroom. Every eighth-grader loves him and his wife, and during the February valentine's dance, he brings his wife, and all the Saint Marks boys will come and introduce themselves.

Girl 1: Why is everyone screaming?
Girl 2: It must be because Mr. Hobby and his wife arrived.

by cantoloupedealer February 9, 2020

High Hobby

A hobby one practices every time he/she is high in the aim of perfecting said hobby and getting something productive done while stoned.

Guy 1: Hey man, I didn't know you knew how to weave baskets
Girl: Yea, It's my high hobby, I just practice every time I'm stoned, I'm getting pretty good at it actually.

by prezrez January 4, 2011

Hobby Job

1) A fake job, a job that doesn't offer real financial support or stability, a job that is essentially a career in appearance only. a job for the gram (IG). 2) Frivolous employment. 3) A spoiled or rich girls day job.

4)A job that is actually fucking around with a hobby, but in reality is just a charade to make it appear that they're doing something with their life.

Anne: Did you hear Maggie got her real estate license? Melony: She just needed a hobby job so that her parents would keep paying her rent while she partied in the city, she'll eventually have to move back home to Oregon after shes all burned out and fucked half of the city's tinder guys and then reality will slowly set in.

by timekeeper96 March 28, 2019