To take a dump. Defined by ESPN's Bill Simmons Page 2 column in reference to Mike Brown's poor coaching ability in Cleveland.
Those nachos are not sitting well with me. I'm gonna go hire Mike Brown. I'll be back in a bit.
by Pseudo Decathalon June 17, 2010
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A hard rockin' band from campbell river BC that rocks
Hired guns rocks i saw them and my balls exploded on the first song due to rock
by Caflisch22 July 31, 2006
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The worst rap group on the planet, formed by Pearly Cock, Harry Clit, and Lil Bitch. The also sound like little girls.
by Anonymous July 02, 2003
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got this from dese guys from atlanta we met wen me and sum friends went to myrtle beach. it means either who asked you to say that? or who asked you to do that?
after jamie says one of their other sayins:

jamie: chill man chill
guys: who hired you???
by Anizzle13 July 21, 2008
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Rotten Rooted Rip-off car hire; a car hire company in Stewart St, East Brunswick that stocks cars designed to brake down after you pay in full. No refunds given.
by trippa123 September 08, 2008
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A unqualified white and/or male who was nevertheless hired but are blindly confident about his “skills” and has the audacity to refer other POC employees as “diversity hire”.
Brad: Well it is so unfair that she got the promotion. She is Asian and she is a woman, she can be their diversity hire. This political correctness is insane.
You: Yeah? You are obnoxious and your work suck, you are only here because you are a patriarchy hire!

A: He doesn’t even know how to read the balance sheet! How did he got the job??
B: Well they say he has good communication skills. But we all know it’s because he is a white man so clients pay more attention when he talks. He is one of those patriarchy hires.
by Klaraantiracism March 21, 2021
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