Lives on a hillside. As stubborn and rude as a Nubian buck when his does are in heat.Always yelling at folks about Jesus but gets his/her info about Christianity from watching TV preachers when he/she is spun out on Meth at all night drug taking parties.
He/she plays porn 24/7 drinks Coors light silver bullets by the half case smokes Marlboro's all day. Siphons gas out of the neighbors car when the poor guy is too tired to get out of bed. Has Army Navy Marines stickers on his Jalopy that he/she bought at the Army navy surplus yet was never in the Army Navy or Marine. Probably can't find anymore veins to shoot dope in so has his/her pal shoot dope in the veins in the neck. Goes to 12 step meetings claiming 20 years sobriety but just slammed a pint of Vodka and washed in down with half a bottle of Scope mouthwash before the meeting. Etc.
Nickname like Papa Smurf.
He/she plays porn 24/7 drinks Coors light silver bullets by the half case smokes Marlboro's all day. Siphons gas out of the neighbors car when the poor guy is too tired to get out of bed. Has Army Navy Marines stickers on his Jalopy that he/she bought at the Army navy surplus yet was never in the Army Navy or Marine. Probably can't find anymore veins to shoot dope in so has his/her pal shoot dope in the veins in the neck. Goes to 12 step meetings claiming 20 years sobriety but just slammed a pint of Vodka and washed in down with half a bottle of Scope mouthwash before the meeting. Etc.
Nickname like Papa Smurf.
Big blond Chuck thinks That Paul Newman should be in chrge of the homeless persons,sounds like that Hillbilly up on the mountain has been in their backyard science lab again making Meth amongst other things as they are obviously hallucinating from lack of sleep.
by LaNerd April 19, 2011
by Kniffen Jones February 03, 2008
Bucktooth,hair lip,mush mouth,cross eyed, cauliflower eared,paranoid schizophrenic who suffers from dyslexia and was born with downs syndrom and has to wear 2 hearing aids.
Jimmy! Now all you have to do is put the blue paper in the white envelope, make a neat stack of them and most importantly of all don't hit Ms. Penny sitting next to you because you are mad at her because she has your pretty checkerboard Hillbilly tablecloth on for a shawl.
by LaNerd April 19, 2011
A person from deep South with low IQ and poorly educated. Close cousin to the Redneck and Hick. Commonly found in the hills and and other locations in the South. Hillbillies commonly have southern accents. (Not all Southerners are hillbillies)
by someguy564 March 11, 2005
In it's modern context, similar to redneck but posessing fewer shoes. Usually also have to drive at least one hour to the nearest Wallmart (downhill) and unlikely to have a fancy truck. see inbred & west virginia
little boy: Is that a redneck family daddy?
father: No son, they're not hauling their house behind their truck - they must be a hillbilly family!
father: No son, they're not hauling their house behind their truck - they must be a hillbilly family!
by lisa_urban May 18, 2008
Onlooker 1: Hey, whats that ugly dumb fuck doing with that shotgun?
Onlooker 2: Oh, thats just a hillbilly.
Onlooker 1: Whats he doin with the gun dude?
Onlooker 2: Probs has it in for some black dude or one of those faggots.
Onlooker 1: Shit.
Onlooker 2: I heard that.
Onlooker 2: Oh, thats just a hillbilly.
Onlooker 1: Whats he doin with the gun dude?
Onlooker 2: Probs has it in for some black dude or one of those faggots.
Onlooker 1: Shit.
Onlooker 2: I heard that.
by TheBuffPinkLycra October 02, 2006
Just read the newspapers, watch TV, go online for a blog or talk to any political junkie. You're certain to find an example of the HillBilly team in action.
by Jeff Damir November 25, 2007