The helicopter is a very difficult (and awkward, don't forget awkward) but fulfilling sexual position. It is performed by the man who, while fully erect and inside the woman (... or whatever.), proceeds to turn his entire body in a circle around the woman. All the while turning his penis inside the woman's vagina (... or whatever.).
J.R.- The tricky part is making sure your member doesn't 'pop' out while you're doing this. ... And to keep from laughing. Otherwise its great.
by Supermanchild January 04, 2004
by Alex Wisniewski June 10, 2007
The act of pulling your dick out of your pants and twirling it around in public. Can be performed with or without hands.
"damn that guy is such a helicopter man, he just swirled his dick in front of the adverse hockey team!"
by slacky natasha February 19, 2010
by unfunny minecraft player February 04, 2020
by james March 10, 2003
by Ysbrydion July 09, 2011
the helicopter is a crazy ass sex position that should only be attempted with supervision of highly trained experts of the sex art. unless you're the expert.
The male is suspended in air my a rope that should be quite comfortable or you may be rope burned in unpleasant areas. the man is then spun to speeds of atleast 60 rpm (a single rotation per second)
the female is then supposed to be laid on a table, stool, etc. the male is than lowered and inserted into the females vagina. the sex position is finished when:
1) The male orgasms
2) The female orgasms
3) The male vomits
CAUTION: if this act of pleasure has any error in the process you may be inaccurate and piledrive a hole right through her belly button.
The male is suspended in air my a rope that should be quite comfortable or you may be rope burned in unpleasant areas. the man is then spun to speeds of atleast 60 rpm (a single rotation per second)
the female is then supposed to be laid on a table, stool, etc. the male is than lowered and inserted into the females vagina. the sex position is finished when:
1) The male orgasms
2) The female orgasms
3) The male vomits
CAUTION: if this act of pleasure has any error in the process you may be inaccurate and piledrive a hole right through her belly button.
Guy: omfg dudeeeee.... me and stacy did the helicopter last night.....
Buddy: Haha dude me and carmen did that yesterday... amazing....
Guy: no dude.... we screwed up.... she's in that hospital getting her belly button stitched up
Buddy: Haha dude me and carmen did that yesterday... amazing....
Guy: no dude.... we screwed up.... she's in that hospital getting her belly button stitched up
by ZakkyZebra February 22, 2010