A persons of which possesses a large swollen red or purple head usually due to misuse of steroids. Commonly found at lifestyle fitness or in you're local night club.

Also known to over indulgence of cocaine.
Tends to gravititate towards women who posses mandala tattoos and spray tans.
'Have you seen that big fucking beetroot heed'

'Aye Calum's a big beetroot heed'
by Street wise sally November 06, 2017
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Someone who is an idiot, prefferably with ginger hair, but can refer to all.
" haha look at that turf heed! "
by Bmxer_kid666 April 15, 2006
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An individual with a comically oversized head (so big, it has it's own postcode) along with a personality so dull, that it sucks the atmosphere out of a room when they enter....a bad case of halitosis usually accompanies this...
Oh no, here comes The Heed, really can't deal with him boring the life out of us again
by The Boaby March 04, 2020
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