The man who portrayed one of the best villains in recent film memory, possibly one of the best ever. His portrayal of The Joker in The Dark Knight has already garnered Oscar buzz for best supporting actor.

Knight, sired by Knights,
A Knight who can trace his lineage back beyond Charlemagne. I first met him atop a mountain near Jerusalem,
Praying to God,
Asking His forgiveness,
For the Saracen blood spilt by his sword. Next, he amazed me still further in Italy
When he saved a fatherless beauty
From the would-be ravishings
Of her dreadful Turkish uncle. In Greece, he spent a year in silence
Just to better understand the sound of a whisper. And so, without further gilding the lily,
And with no more ado,
I give to you the Seeker of Serenity,
The Protector of Italian Virginity,
The Enforcer of our Lord God,
The One --
The Only --

Heath Ledger

v. To have violent anal intercourse with someone.

to lubricate a partners anus before penetration with ones own saliva spat on fingers applied as such

True blue aussie legend. Often used to describe fish.

Taking a cocktail of pills with or without booze to get high.

A complete Joker.