A bottsman. With shit on his helmet.
"You comin' out with us down Brighton tonight?"

"Fuck off, you brown hatter! I know what you lot do on a night out!"
by Baron Of Stuff November 10, 2007
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"...back to back hits of that Mad Hatter magic."
"Spiders in the mattress, paisley sunglasses, dialated eyes green, Ice grill that could burn through your Picture-in-picture widescreen.
Poison late late show starring Aes Aesop Rock and his jigsaw face."
by bigshady September 03, 2006
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When the hat of your penis is brown, you are a brown hatter.

Also a kind of flower.
I went to the garden show and saw lots of brown hatters lying in a (flower) bed
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A participant in a sexual activity immediately following a blowjob where-in the male withdraws his penis from his partner's mouth and ejaculates in her hair.
That chick Joanne is a serious snow hatter. She still can't get her hair to stay down.
by Cabilan December 19, 2007
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n. person. Orthodox Jew who wears traditional black hat, black coat, black trousers, black tie, beard and curls. Often seen walking on the Sabbath to and from synagogue. Never deviates from the required ensemble.
Man look at that crazy black hatter. It's 90 degrees out here and that mutha fucka is dressed like it's January.
by LDY December 12, 2007
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