While receiving a blow job and the moment of climax you grab your partners finger and shove it in your ass!
by The Hatter January 20, 2016
When somebody comes up behinde you and pulles your hat over your haed and then kicks you in the nuts.
by Omaralcoortia June 12, 2011
mike: hey Alvin, why did you bolt that surfboard to the roof of your car?
Alvin: oh, the last one got stolen one night last month. hatter
Alvin: oh, the last one got stolen one night last month. hatter
by sandspit September 11, 2007
Bob: I have a hat so i'm a hatter
Joe: kk
Joey: fnaf is a bunch of mediocre jumpscares
FNAF Fan: UMG UR SUCHA HATTERR.
Joe: kk
Joey: fnaf is a bunch of mediocre jumpscares
FNAF Fan: UMG UR SUCHA HATTERR.
by Gabbobler did nothing wrong February 13, 2015
A person whom everyone trusts with their secrets and can be anyone's friend and will help anyone out but will always be silently suffering will not talk about it.
carebear: wheres' hatter? i need his help?
mike: oh well you can tell me ill help
Cb: no the hatter is the one i trust
mike: oh well you can tell me ill help
Cb: no the hatter is the one i trust
by CareBear1310 October 28, 2010
by M.O.H Money Over Hatters April 25, 2017
A really old guy who drives a sedan about 15-20 MPH below the speed limit, and does so while wearing a fedora hat.
Every time I try to get somewhere in a hurry, I get stuck behind some hatter who can barely see over the steering wheel!
by Hot_East February 06, 2009