thinks he’s a roadman but is really just a silly little boy threatening children with butter knives on the internet. biggest pussy. can be nice, but when it comes to fortnite. he can’t control his inner cunt
girl 1: my boyfriend was being such a twat today. he thinks he’s certi

girl 2: damn. is he turing into a KEIRAN HAMPTON
girl 1: a big KEIRAN HAMPTON
by kkeiran January 12, 2020
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This is definitely what Justin Lee Collins would say if he ever appeared in TOWIE and one of those tits used the word 'reem'
TOWIE ASSHOLE: 'JLC, that is reem'
JLC: 'I totally agree - tidy hampton'
by the Bristol Dogg December 22, 2011
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A spin on the term "What's Happening?" originating in the The Hamptons, hence "What's Hamptoning?"

What's Hamptoning is more than just a phrase - it's a lifestyle. What's hamptoning is what you do - it's what's happening in your life at any given time. You can be hamptoning anywhere in the world, whether you are on vacation, working, relaxing or chasing your dreams. By sharing what's hamptoning in your life, whether that be in-person or online, you are joining an inclusive community of positive people working to chase their goals and inspire one another.
Ralph: Hey Norman, what's hamptoning?
Norman: Hey Ralph, just finished up my latest oil painting. Stop by my gallery tonight to check it out.
by gold wolf July 01, 2018
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