A large boned individual that has the ability to sniff out some triple smoked ham within a fridge from 100 meters away. Jerry can sneak like a church mouse and disappear in the blink of an eye. Jerry will deplete the fridge of triple smoked ham or for that manner, any smoked and cured meat in the blink of an eye.

Jerry the Hamburglar doesn't share.
Mom: Where did the ham go?

Kid: Maybe Jerry the Hamburglar took it again?
by Thehammatime August 16, 2021
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A religion of worshiping the McDonald's characters Gremace (the big purple guy) and the Hamburglar (that gay thief guy). This religion involves you having to go to temple every day at 2am or you will be tracked down and killed. To join this religion you must cut your wrist over a bible letting the blood drip over it while you eat a hamburger from a preticipating McDonald's only $.99 and while you are there you should try monopoly at McDonald's where you have a 1 in 4 chance of winning, just saying.
Lets go to the temple of Gremace and the hamburglar and slit our wrists!
by The Buffy the Vampire Slayer October 13, 2011
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a fatass bitch who steals money from a little league concession stand.
That hamburglar weighs two hundred and eighty fucking pounds and stole all our damn popcorn!
by Vicki-The-Hamburglar January 03, 2010
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To be intoxicated to a point of belligerence, often from Molson Canadian and Export.
Tim was so hamburglared last night, he woke up on the front lawn next to his own puke. He was later awoken at 4am, whilst asleep in the bathroom, by his friend's father.
by T-Slizzle September 21, 2010
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