Urban Dictionary: The Groms

Grom

A title that used to be cool, is now an insult. Used for someone who surfs and slap boxes for no apparent reason. Gets drunk at least 4-5 times a week during the school year. Thinks they’re funny. Shacks (vapes) in the bathroom. Calls girls dabs ( D DRUNK A ASS B BITCH) yet cant handle their alcohol at all. Is usually high (no shame in that though.) Most likely will never move out of their parent’s homes. Sags their pants. Assaults girls. Basic definition for high school douchebags.

*live in La Jolla California*

I hate the groms I don’t want to take out with them. They’re just gonna explain to us why we should suck their dicks and then tell us and the rest of the school how badly we suck dick at sucking dick! Lose lose situation😒

by Lajollahigh September 27, 2018

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GROM

GROM - Operational Mobile Response Group. Polish special forces.

"GROM candidates were first subjected to a grueling psychological examination meant to search for confident and innovative soldiers as well as those who, though they might be lacking in physical strength, possessed the rare gift of internal iron will."

by soulie January 10, 2004

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a boy in la jolla who is usually: a surfer, an ass hole, greases their hair back, is friends with a or s, drinks beer, chain smokes, attends la jolla high, WSR, hooks up with a girl and never talks to them again, talks shit about everyone, has blond hair, wears flannels

ew i dont want to hang out with the groms, they will rape us and then talk shit about how we sucked dick at sucking dick

by fuckermothercock November 26, 2008

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Beginner Skateboarder / Surfer

If that grom snakes me again, I'll wrap his board round his head.

by hairyBumhole September 24, 2003

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Grom

A person who surfs or even skates. They spend most of their time at the beach.

Lucy - That Josh is always at the beach.
George - Oh yeah well he's a grom aye?

by ledde July 01, 2015

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An annoying young kid. Usually refers to the age range of 8-14.

Hey dude, watch me kick this grom in the throat.

by Filthy Sally June 03, 2007

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To forcefully grasp, seize or colonize a person, thing, or sexual object.

Here is how grom is commonly defined:

Guy 1: " hey watch should we grom for lunch"
Guy 2: " I dunno I'll grom ur ass"

Part 2:
Guy 1: " oh no I ehGROMulated everywhere"
Lady: "ah crap"

by Poopypoopoo696969 December 18, 2016

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