guy: hey siri is my dad back from the grocery store yet
siri: sorry I can not help you with that
guy: fucking piece of apple garbage

Me: Hey mom where’s my dad?
Mom: He went to get milk
Me: How long does it take for someone to get milk from the grocery store?
Mom: ......

I’m gonna go to the grocery store because we ran out of milk.

“yung gravy was grocery store flexing then I saw Betty in the vegetable section”
-yung gravy

They rode us like a grocery store pony.

Why does she need to grab melons? She already has the whole grocery store in her shirt, she has a grocery store rack.

I feel bad for Dan. Naomi has a bad case of grocery store Syndrome.