A war that took place between two sisters, age 9 and 14. It happened while their mother was at work, and uncle was on the back patio. This is why you should never leave us kids alone in the house. Needless to say, there was a large mess afterwards, and they did not clean up as well as they thought they did, as today, Wednesday, May 15th, 2019, they discovered the leftover missiles (jelly beans) under the couch and in the cushions. Their mom only found out today, when the 14 year old opened her mouth and spilled the beans about the war that even their uncle knew nothing about.
~The fourteen year old
ps- I really need to learn to keep my mouth shut when it comes to things that can potentially get me in trouble...
~The fourteen year old
ps- I really need to learn to keep my mouth shut when it comes to things that can potentially get me in trouble...
by FlowerPetal0720 May 15, 2019
On future Earth, Squids and Octopuses evolve into Octarians/Octlings and Inklings. They fight over territory, the Octarians were winning most of the war but eventually ended up retreating to Octo Valley.
by Randonarchy April 02, 2021
A war back in 5000 BC when a god was dethroned by the great Troy. After troy dethroned the god he sent powerful troops to fight against satan and thanos himself. Troy killed thanos with just one punch and choked satan to death with his bare hands. Troy has been known to be the most powerful of them all and is referred to the God of Gods.
Me: just came back from The Great Ancient War it was fun
Friend: OH REALLY YOUR A Troyist
Me: DUHHH
Friend: i hate Troy
*me gets the power of troy and shoots a beam at friend*
*friend dies immediately*
Friend: OH REALLY YOUR A Troyist
Me: DUHHH
Friend: i hate Troy
*me gets the power of troy and shoots a beam at friend*
*friend dies immediately*
by truthdefintion April 30, 2019
The Great Celestial war was from a game, Obey Me, and was well a long story.
An angel named Lillith went down to the human world a lot and soon dud fall in love with a man. Then after a very long time the man got sick and was about to die, then she took some food from the Celestial Relm and gave it to the man, to expand his lifespan.
She soon got in trouble for it and was going to be sent to death but Lucifer and his brothers saved her and thats how it started.
That was stupid but hope it helps.
An angel named Lillith went down to the human world a lot and soon dud fall in love with a man. Then after a very long time the man got sick and was about to die, then she took some food from the Celestial Relm and gave it to the man, to expand his lifespan.
She soon got in trouble for it and was going to be sent to death but Lucifer and his brothers saved her and thats how it started.
That was stupid but hope it helps.
by Yuki_Taro August 14, 2021
The epic battles that ensued over the possession of the sacred cock, as he who controls the cock controls the universe. Where were you when the cock flew.....?
"Hey son, learn about anything interesting in school today?"
"Yeah! We learned about the commanders in the Great Cock War of 2017!"
"Yeah! We learned about the commanders in the Great Cock War of 2017!"
by Emperor Joseph II November 19, 2017