Possibly the most boring book on planet earth, and yet everyone wants you to read it.

Over-sized American fist.

A "classic" novel, The Great Gatsby is a book that English teachers find necessary to assign their students to read, even though the plot is stupid, and everyone ends up dead, alone, or unhappy. Nobody knows quite how this book became a classic, but the '70s movie remake of the book stars Law and Order's Sam Watterson.

The essence of douche-baggery, a flaming homosexual book that has no relevance to any intellectual thought. Often assigned as a highschool reading text that is thought to be interesting among these teens when in reality they want to take a big steaming shit on the cover and scream violently at the teacher that assigned it.

“old sport” almost 100 times.

1: A classic piece of literature by F. Scott Fitzgerald.

2: A literary torture device made for tenth grade students