Urban Dictionary: The Gouch

An invisible Bully.

Arnold what happen to? The Gouch Chased me home.

by Vegaz Chichester December 26, 2011

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- Sitting so comfortably you won't move for anything.

"No, I'm not moving, I'm gouched!".

by gezzzza December 13, 2010

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Sedation / Drowsiness
Under the
influence of Heroin (An appearance of nodding off to sleep).

Stop gouching Bro and go get a nuffa £10 bag. Im clucking

by Sun lolly August 01, 2003

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The area between your ball sac and your butt hole.

If you took a shit in the woods and whiped your ass with a stick, you might get sap on your gouch.

by Mike Hawk March 17, 2003

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the area between the genitalia and the anus.

I punched him hard in the gouche

by sean November 19, 2003

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When you’re so high asf and your body becomes paralysed

Mate, I’m absolutely fucked. This weed was potent and I’m gouched

by High bitch November 26, 2019

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Anatomical section posterior to the testis and anterior to the anus. Which is known to become extremely sweaty (especially during intense gaming activities).

My friend Tonza religiously performs his wet wipe showers after a game but always forgets to wipe his gouche.

by HNL-DK November 30, 2014

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