intoxicated to a high extent; wasted; shitfaced; plastered; drunk; smashed; hammered

crusty vaginal boogers

The blob that appears in the corner of one's eye every now and again...

A G (good) person.

Commonly used as a term of endearment for someone who is goofy, yet adorable. Most people use it as an intimate term, because its so cheesy if others hear, they might become uncomfortable.

ineffably beautiful

Large pieces of food left floating about after a person backwashes into a bottle of water, size can vary.