Noun: Gondola (gone-dola)

1. An attribute of undeniable grace engorged in the mind of a senile individual.

When you are having anal sex with someone you know has explosive diarrhea and you pull out your poopy dick to butter the taint and then blindly thrust between the woman’s legs and say “There's no earthly way of knowing , Which direction we are going

There's no knowing where we're rowing

Or which way the river's flowing”

When a man and a woman both try to reach an orgasm on a gondola while skiing or snowboarding before reaching the top of the mountain. This can sometimes be a very hard task if they do not devote themselves to the challenge at hand.

The motherfuckin spot

a special formula that will determine your gaming proness level. it is very complex and can only be calculated by a computer but it involves ratio of wins to losses, number of hours a day playing, and number of hot gamer chicks you pick up. a pr0 has a higher score.

the gondola quotient is a rating from 1 and up
to have a gondola quotient over 9000 is to be god

-noun
Sexual act which takes place on a water bed where the female is in a cowgirl position astride her partner whilst stroking another standing male beside them in a back and forth rowing motion while singing "That's Amoré"

Origins: c.14-16th century Renaissance Venice. Venetian gondoliers often asked courtesans to perform this act in order to live out their gondola fetishes

Occurs whilst having sex in the shower with your significant other and one of the participants breaks wind.