Golden Oreos are the best, i can handle honkey-cock I can't handle oreos had one once and didn't shit right for a week.
by L&Ldreambigger April 11, 2015
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The act of defecating into a small, semi-solid mound, making an indentation or "pocket" in the feces using, uriniating into the pocket, and then molding the shit around the urine, so as to make a "water balloon" of shit and piss. The resultant "Golden Oreo" can be hurled a any target.
Michael Norman just got a Golden Oreo!
Awww! you got your Golden Oreo all over my Golden Oreos!
by Adinor October 22, 2007
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When three white people have a threesome, different from being oreo cookied.
I want to be golden oreoed by those two guys, they are fiiiiiiiiiiiine.
by FancyNance August 29, 2011
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When having sex:
1) Pee on one another (hence, the golden part)
2) Get it onnnnnn
3) Pee again

AND VOILA! You have a golden oreo!
Liz: Have you ever tried a golden oreo with your gf?
Niq: Nah, what's that?
Liz: It's when you pee, then sex it up, then pee again.
Niq: Sweet, let's try it!
by Niquion March 29, 2011
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When a man pees and cums into a small dish and pops it in the microwave for about a minute until mixture is think and a creamy yellow color then he takes a thin paint brush and paints around a girls butt hole perfectly creating a golden o ring glaze for you to lick up.
I think I knew that I was in love when Carly asked me to give her a golden Oreo.
by Antru July 07, 2013
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When a male withdraws his penis from anal sex and it is covered in fecal matter and then inserts it into the females vagina where he proceeds to urinate while still inside the vagina.
"I got the bed soaked in urine after trying the fudge dipped golden Oreo last night with Jenna"
by crazyaligator November 02, 2011
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A homosexual being that has never kissed a person of the opposite sex.
Theo: Last night, this handsome guy approached me at the bar. We talked until the lights came on and then we went to my place... and you know what the best part is?

Joe: No?

Theo: He's a fucking Golden Oreo. He knew what he wanted early on - and you could feel it.
by Connect-Ad August 21, 2021
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