Goat: a domestic animal kept to be milked, pet, and mercilessly sacrificed to Giants and/or for religious beliefs.
If you believe you have seen or are currently seeing a goat please complete the check list:
-horns on head
-possible beard
-furry
-smallish tail in tail area
-some hooves
-derpy look in eyes
-seriously you'll know by the derpyness
If you believe you have seen or are currently seeing a goat please complete the check list:
-horns on head
-possible beard
-furry
-smallish tail in tail area
-some hooves
-derpy look in eyes
-seriously you'll know by the derpyness
Guy 1: "Man, you're looking a lil goaty."
Guy 2: "oh damn, where?"
Guy 1:"it's your eyes they're looking to derpalisious."
"Did you see that goat, I recognized it by its derp."
"I was just walking down the street yesterday, and outa no where this goat came along and jumped from my trampoline to the neighbours large industrial building."
Guy 2: "oh damn, where?"
Guy 1:"it's your eyes they're looking to derpalisious."
"Did you see that goat, I recognized it by its derp."
"I was just walking down the street yesterday, and outa no where this goat came along and jumped from my trampoline to the neighbours large industrial building."
by Thatonechickwhodidsomething March 5, 2016
Jerry Rice, Michael Jordan, Wayne Gretzky, Willie Mays, Pele, Jack Nicklaus/Tiger Woods. They are the GOAT's in their respective sports.
by Greased up crackhead April 4, 2010
One of the Highly intellegant animals that lives in rocky mountains. These creatures actually seem to be smarter than the average human being, however they don't have all the technology because of a lack of opposable thumbs.
by bobo October 16, 2003
- The act of a man tucking his wang and sack between his legs and bending over so that it can be seen from behind resembling the head of a goat.
- Sometimes used in the Fag Game or the Nut Game.
- Sometimes used in the Fag Game or the Nut Game.
by CrazyBastard November 26, 2005
On Facebook, the act of hostile taking over someones page or event, kicking the admins and then posting hundreds or thousands of goats while the regular page fans scream WHAT'S GOING ON?! WHAT'S WITH THE GOATS?!
Originated early 2012 with the goating of someone known as "Norma". Has since been done dozens of times by multiple groups and the practice is growing.
Originated early 2012 with the goating of someone known as "Norma". Has since been done dozens of times by multiple groups and the practice is growing.
We're goating the NRA Event tonight, bring your goats to post!
He's been laying low since the last goating.
This idiot has been goated 3 times.
Hey guys, I hacked his account and we'll be goating the page at 3pm
He's been laying low since the last goating.
This idiot has been goated 3 times.
Hey guys, I hacked his account and we'll be goating the page at 3pm
by DjangoFett January 11, 2014
It is when you feel and look like you are dying.
When you are really sick and leaking fluids from your nose, eyes, mouth etc.
When you are really sick and leaking fluids from your nose, eyes, mouth etc.
Person 1 - "You look terrible"
Person 2 - "I feel terrible"
Person 1 - "Dude are you goatting"
Person 2 - "I think so"
Person 2 - "I feel terrible"
Person 1 - "Dude are you goatting"
Person 2 - "I think so"
by BigC-RR November 16, 2010
Goats is a team comp in a game called Overwatch. The team comp was created when a team known as goats ran a comp of 3 tanks and 3 supports and didn’t lose a single game. The player base then realized the unstoppable force of such a comp. When a team feels as if there gonna lose or they want a free win, just go goats. The comp works wonders, all you need to do when using this trusty comp is follow 2 steps. Step 1: Press forward, Step 2: Win.
by Papi Chulo The 3rd December 29, 2018
