broken goat

When someone makes you punch yourself in the balls after they kick your sack.

He made me mad so I gave him a Broken Goat.

by Nud3yNovak February 3, 2018

coke goat

a person that has money or i high or a war lord or likes coke or meth or just wants to live

bruh blumpkin is a coke goat

by coke goat May 22, 2022

goat rooter

Similar to dog rooter- one who does little to no work and instead prefers to fuck goats

“Why didn’t you finish that job Edward? Too busy fuckin’ goats eh? You’re a goat rooter”

by 5 percent nick February 3, 2018

Goat Stash

Facial hair, or specifically a combination of a moustash and a goatee.

John Travolta wears a Goat Stash in the movie "From Paris with Love."

by Nacho Nico July 14, 2011

Stuck to the goat

When you make a decision that leads to a disastrous consequence, or mess up something really bad.

I went home with that women from the bar last night and the next morning I was really stuck to the goat.

Man, when you jumped your bike off that ramp, you were stuck to the goat.

by Lokie2517 March 18, 2011

goat nipple

You idiot

Boy: he mum I wont a puppy for xmas
Mum: im allergic you goat nipple

by rfghhhjjjjjkkjjjj March 18, 2015

goat worm

A worm that attacks the body while your sleeping by crawling into the nipples and produces milk. Making it seem like one boob (or moob) bigger then the other. Its called goat worm because when the milk is extracted it smells like goat milk.

Damn i got goat worm

by go fuck yourself youre welcome November 26, 2015