Urban Dictionary: The Glonk

Someone who does absolutely nothing and dies

Also a lifestyle

I been in bed all day today what level of glonk is this ?? 🤠🤠

by ashyhoe August 20, 2018

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The sound a Wookie makes.

Chewbacca glonked as he ran into battle.

by Kashyyyk January 04, 2008

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Does absolutely nothing and dies

Danielle's such a glonk watching tv and eating Doritos all day

by Glonk.rotter August 30, 2018

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(n.) Does absolutely nothing and dies

"my teammates are being Glonks"

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Glock but the N isn’t silent

by Boo Stairs January 08, 2019

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A slang term for cum, specifically when it's in your hair.

Fuck there's glonk in my hair.

by st0nky February 25, 2020

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Glonk-Noun- Does absolutely nothing and dies.

Person1- "Man she is such a Glonk."
Person2- "Excuse me?!"
Person1- "DID I STUTTER!?!"
Person2- *backs away slowly*

by WEEEB November 15, 2019

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