a large necked animal that lives primarily in africa. It preys on eagles, hawks, parrots, and other birds. A common misconception is that giraffes use their long necks to eat leaves. However they actually use them to scope out birds nests in the tops of trees. Their horns are used for stabbing hawks out of the air (they are often worn down to stumps from killing hundreds of hawks/eagles.) They are responsible for the endangerment of many birds (most notably bald eagles and the california condors).`

The most respectable creature in the animal kingdom.

To be more like a giraffe.

vandalism spray-painted very, very high

coined by Robin D. Grove

The sexual act of sticking one's entire head and neck into a woman's vagina

A blunt that has been laced with some type of syrup, usually liquid hydrocodone. Since small drops of the syrup usually bleed through to the outside of the shell, the blunt becomes spotty, resembling the neck of a giraffe.

A large mammal that has a long neck with spots. They often make noises that consist of "maaaahhhh" or sometimes a more excited "mah-mah-mah-mah-maaahhh"