A devilish romancer with knowledge of his charming good looks, a dancefreak who always has a new dance partner.
Never commits. Always texting or myspacing a new lady every minute. Always gives one or 2 word replys.
So i was dancing with Gilbert last night and he was totally texting some other girl when i tried having a conversation with him! He's such a dancefreak i walked away once and he was already dancing with my cousin!
by BettyLoveGood June 30, 2009
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A religion in which you worship a green tropical fish, from minecraft, called Gilberty.
Louis: All hail Gilberty.

Connor: You follow Gilbertism?
Louis: Of course! May he rest in piss!
by Connor Big Penis June 30, 2021
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Well Gilbert was the type of guy you just hated and was annoying and interrupted you but you it turns out he died of cancer and he really was just hated by all and i'm not going to lie when i say it, but i have hated Gilbert for about a year because he had interrupted my anime
Girl: Omg eww Gilbert he's so rude

Guy: No he's just dead
by Oral Sensation May 30, 2019
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Womanizer. He tries to get with any girl he can, and makes her fall hard for him. Once he gets too deep he drops her like a pile of bricks. He will use and abuse in every which way he can to get his way. He will use her for money, lust, and food.
by RealTalk101 June 04, 2015
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Is a person who is amazing at kicking balls over fences. He's a very clingy person and is sometimes very awkward
Omg he's such a Gilbert
by Anonymous192837456 November 21, 2012
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(noun) The name given to one who goes out with friends, but instead of having a good time, he/she texts their girlfriend/boyfriend and leaves before the night gets good.

Instead of owning up to it, one simply states they will have a great time "next time."
"Are you raging tonight"

"Hell yeah"

Two hours later (11:45 PM)

"I'm calling it a night, sorry man"

"Dude, it's not even midnight!!"

"Sorry dude"

"Way to pull a Gilbert!"
by wadsipppp September 26, 2012
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