Quintessential sex move. Used primarily to end a relationship, or convince a two bagger to leave your house when you sober up early. Drop trou and sit down raising legs well over your head. After she/it begins eating your ass cut a runny, rumbling fart directly into her/it's mouth. Results in immediate departure.
Dude, my girl wants to commit.. What should I do? Give her the Gilbert, that'll send the bitch for the hills, and if it doesn't you know she's a keeper.
by Camuel slemens February 07, 2019
The distorted audio sound that occurs when one has connectivity or performance issues during live streaming or video recording. It was named after JS Gilbert, a Live Streamer who often had this issue and thus, became known for it. People all over the web now use this term.
"Excuse me, can you please refresh your browser? You're gilberting."
"I tried to stay and listen but he was gilberting so badly, he was hurting my ears."
"I tried to stay and listen but he was gilberting so badly, he was hurting my ears."
by AngelHillTV August 25, 2016
Gilbert is a sentimentalist, open minded guy. He can be one of the must trustful persons you can ever meet. His eyes are usually the door to his soul. Gilbert can be optimistic, lazy and funny. He is usually short but has a great heart. He loves to be in company. He likes to express his feeling and likes to let people know how much he loves/care about them. Usually a music weirdo. He doesn't have a really high self-esteem but doesn't really care about it. Sometimes when he is sad the only thing that can cheer him up is a hug from his partner in crime. He likes to show people how much he appreciate them and sometimes he is misunderstood.
When he is in a relationship he is really loyal and passionate, but he doesn't fall for anyone. He swallows every sadness and tries not to show how he really feels. He can be the best friend in the whole wide world. Random is his second name. Most of the people don't like when he is too loud or when he is in the nonsense mood, but those things makes Gilbert special. He can also be a loner and quite guy. When he has a best friend he can be like a brother and when he is in a relationship he is the best of the best in any way... He always is thinking about things that don't make any sense or about stuff that most of the people don't think or don't care about. If you have a Gilbert in your life, don't let him go and hold him tightly. He is one of a kind, spend with him all the time you can, he can be quite a company and a great brother.
When he is in a relationship he is really loyal and passionate, but he doesn't fall for anyone. He swallows every sadness and tries not to show how he really feels. He can be the best friend in the whole wide world. Random is his second name. Most of the people don't like when he is too loud or when he is in the nonsense mood, but those things makes Gilbert special. He can also be a loner and quite guy. When he has a best friend he can be like a brother and when he is in a relationship he is the best of the best in any way... He always is thinking about things that don't make any sense or about stuff that most of the people don't think or don't care about. If you have a Gilbert in your life, don't let him go and hold him tightly. He is one of a kind, spend with him all the time you can, he can be quite a company and a great brother.
by mikaroshi June 01, 2012
Gilbert is a loving guy who would do anything to make his girl happy. A Gilbert is a hopeless romantic who appreciates people for who they are and what they could become. He makes good grades and plans for the future. Any girl would be lucky to get a Gilbert. He will always be faithful to the woman whom he loves.
by Hawtie;) February 22, 2017
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by Realtalktho May 20, 2013
Handsome,sexy very very big down low and a sweet talker with a kind heart so you know he does good with the ladies. not too good with school but does enough to get by maybe a little more if hes bored but overall hes a cool guy who likes to hang out with lots of friends n talk to a different girl every day of the week. He is also an extremely great lover who no girl ever forgets or regrets
oh whos that guy?oh he's Gilbert,you know the guy who is big down low? hes really sweet you should get to know him i hear hes great in the sack.
by Mike Hawk Isbig February 05, 2010