by Mode & Burl July 04, 2010
To be gerked is to be jacked around and/or lied to; an act of having the wool pulled over your eyes.
by #truth101 May 09, 2017
by coreyb March 23, 2005
slapping a woman to orgasm with a pickle.
The pickle must be sliced in order to achieve the best slapping.
The pickle must be sliced in order to achieve the best slapping.
Gerk me, Gerk me with your giant pickle!
After gerking for hours, her lips were sore and the room was a mess.
After gerking for hours, her lips were sore and the room was a mess.
by Blafbatser98 March 12, 2014
Also known as "jerk", a gerk is used when someone who is texting has the spelling capacity of a 4 year old. It however, is pronounced just as it is spelled with a grrr. Gerk now replaces the word jerk in everyday conversations.
Text: "You are a gerk."
Reply: "What the hell does that m...oh. He can't spell."
Don't mind Josh, he's just being a gerk.
Reply: "What the hell does that m...oh. He can't spell."
Don't mind Josh, he's just being a gerk.
by amandapants September 16, 2009
Gerk is geek + nerd. Nerd has a lot of meanings but its mainly when your really smart. And geek is usally when your into geeky things like Star Wars, video games, ect.
by GerkGirl88 December 01, 2013