Gergs are people who are really tall big and nerdy . Many scientists theorize about their sexual habits. The most common theory is that these people have many odd fetishes due to their social awkwardness which include: foot fetish, S + M, BDSM, Anal, Bi, Gay, Pedophilia, and Alexandra. Report any sightings of this beast to the following Gerg hotline: 1-800-MyAssIsSore
The Gerg Likes to Masturbate.

The Gerg Likes to study Taxes.

The Gerg Likes to Masturbate while studying Taxes.
by rreza July 29, 2008
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To continuously annoy your friends on Xbox until you become blocked.

Alternate definition:

To immediately block someone when they join your Xbox party
This guy was so annoying in the Xbox chat, that I immediately Gerg’d him.
by NHL boss July 26, 2019
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A word that is better than pog to indicate excitement or an epic moment.
“Wow Amber just gifted 25 subs. Gerg!”
by hallmarkfan December 11, 2020
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n. Commonly known as Greg, a Gerg is basically a synonym for any human being with the name Greg. Being a Gerg, however, it also means that the person is incredibly handsome with a satisfying penis.
Omg, i just hooked up with that gerg over there.

That gerg has the best dick ever!

Oh great, another gerg at the party
by ulrich von gradwitz March 02, 2010
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When a greg get too horny and needs to be pleased
Greg is so gerggy right now, like so gerg he is basically a gerggy poo.
by CallmeGirth June 25, 2019
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A condition that causes alcohol induced autism, and "bar retardness." Gergs go to extreme lengths to get viciously intoxicated as early as 10 am on a Saturday. Can also be used as a verb.
After taking a full stick and a 20 second pull of Crown Russe, a man took on the persona of Gerg.
by rmmrmrmrmrmr November 10, 2019
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Gerg is one bad ass mofo who constantly gets poon and does drive bys. If nothing else a gerg is a straight Bone Thug.
person 1 - Damn man! That nigga is a fuckin' gerg yo.
person 2 - I'd fuck him...
by Gerg =) September 15, 2004
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