An elderly gentleman having the qualities of wisdom, loyalty, chivalry, humility, and gratitude for just making it another day in this world.

A hallarious event, joke, or predicament. Usually accompanied by a knee-slap. Interchangeable with the word “knee-slapper.”

An old person.

according to The Streets(an english rapper, like eminem)someone you should not fight, someone one who gets fucked up and rowdy when 'e's had a bit too much brandy

A strong able man capable of destroying anybody. A man who belongs to a group or a firm of which carries out regular attacks on others. The geezer in their home would normally wear stone island clothing covered by a north face jacket. The geezer would have to have a job involving a trade for example a brick layer or a painter and decorator. The geezer will never use public transport unless going out for a raw piss up or a family gathering at christmas. The geezer would have to have a skin head that is cut by there wife. A geezer is not just a dude or a man it is a strong decent member of the species who drinks many many pints of beer. The geezer would discover regular cuts and bruises of which they dont know where they came from. The geezer would never cry.

English slang for a sick guy, someone who is respected by you and you like alot.

An old asshole who drives slowly. Male geezers can't get it up.