"Plant a seed in her dirt hole and see what grows"
After a morning fuck session following a one night stand, you big spoon her while your dick recovers for another round. While recovering, you let it slip in her ass so she doesn't realize it till its too late. At this point, she either digs it or she bolts...either way, you win.
After a morning fuck session following a one night stand, you big spoon her while your dick recovers for another round. While recovering, you let it slip in her ass so she doesn't realize it till its too late. At this point, she either digs it or she bolts...either way, you win.
Travis was done messing with the broad, she needed to leave or let him put it in her ass so he gave her "the gardener"
by awac March 18, 2009
A sexual maneuver where a person with diarrhea plugs his or her own asshole with their finger, as a gardener would plug a running hose with their thumb, dousing a fine liquid spray of fecal discharge all over the other partner's face and body.
Guy: I want to Cleveland Steamer you with a Golden Shower, babe.
Girl: No, I want your fine fecal spray all over my face. Give me The Gardener!
Guy: You got it! I had bad Mexican food earlier, here it comes!
Girl: No, I want your fine fecal spray all over my face. Give me The Gardener!
Guy: You got it! I had bad Mexican food earlier, here it comes!
by Trigga Finga May 03, 2013
by Beckee February 22, 2008
A band made of a duo; Fletcher and Wyatt Shesrs , driven by the genre Vada Vada. Unique in its semi-eclectic and unique sound.
Guy: Just listened to The Garden - the beats are so narly! is it expiremental, rock,electronic, alternative?
Gal: it’s Vada Vada- a mix!
Guy: wow- I suddenly discovered another aspect of life through the lyrics, I’ve never looked at it that way!
Gal: it’s fun isn’t it? !
Gal: it’s Vada Vada- a mix!
Guy: wow- I suddenly discovered another aspect of life through the lyrics, I’ve never looked at it that way!
Gal: it’s fun isn’t it? !
by 10.1.9_Castro September 29, 2017
Taylor: Let's go to the comic convention.
You: That's a terrible idea, you garden.
Taylor: Did you just call me a hoser?
You: In so many words...
You: That's a terrible idea, you garden.
Taylor: Did you just call me a hoser?
You: In so many words...
by goldsac October 31, 2007
A person who plants and cultivates ornamental plants such as those in botanical gardens. A highly skilled gardener may be recognized as a Master Gardener.
As a Master Gardener, Xochitl told Pacho to avoid using herbicides on his lawn because the chemicals may cause harm to his pet dog, Pluto. She helped Pacho learn to use the weed twister to twist out weeds, and she told him that he may someday become a Master Weed Twister if he completely stops using herbicides in his garden.
by raycruzer September 30, 2006
by MsMiraya February 12, 2018