A small waterfront neighborhood located in Pompano Beach, Fl. It is inhabited by GI members, who often enjoy gettin them "thursday seshes". Kids here like to refer to themselves as the GIP, or Garden Isles Posse. They enjoy gettin lifted and fucking shit up around the hood. Looking forward to "Tiki Seshes", inhabitants usually cop large amounts of ganja and other mind altering drugs.

GI usually has the dankest crip in town...

GI has and always will be better than LP.
John-"Them Garden Isles boys be gettin zo0oted"

Bill- "YALREADY KNOW"
by giniggas April 18, 2011
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A job which many strive for but few achieve success in. It is called a "Garden Job" because if you are attempting to succeed at this career, you should probably plant a garden to make sure you don't starve. A few examples of "Garden Jobs" would be an artist, a famous actor, a YouTuber, etc. Often many young people have convinced themselves that, despite the odds, they will succeed at these Garden Jobs, only to have their dreams crushed.
Me: Man, Dave needs to get his head out of the clouds. He thinks he'll become a millionaire on YouTube.

Friend: Ikr, he needs to get realistic and stop dreaming about all of these Garden Jobs.
by Wynaut_Porque July 25, 2018
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When someone does so little house maintenance shrubs grow from their gutters
Dude, you seen Bob?
Only on the first of the month to get the mail! But I see he has taken up gutter gardening!
by Drowning clown October 04, 2015
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A garden you plant to sustain your life during the hard times your paranoid mind is telling will come soon, like world wars, alien invasions, dirty nuclear terrorist attack, massive chinese hacking or zombie pandemics.
Example: "When the grid goes down and lines of distribution are cut, we will have enough produce from our own gardens to keep ourselves alive" (from the Armageddon Garden Club).
by Hofesh November 14, 2011
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1. The tiny gnomes found in a garden that are following me in the night and trying to steal my sanity.
2. The tiny garden statuettes that secretly placed a chip in my brain.
3. Any girl that is shorter than 5 feet that resembles the statues known as garden gnomes.
BEWARE THE GARDEN GNOMES!!!

That's an ugly garden gnome!
by Bob December 20, 2004
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A small human being that hides in alleyway trashcans and come out to jump average-height people. Usually hides in packs.
Keno:"watch out bruv, this is gnome turf"
Ryan:"didnt you dad die to garden gnomes?"
by thdang April 11, 2019
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Gardening has multiple meanings.
Gardening some type of fruit or vegetable doesn't sound too bad right now. When you get the bad weeds etc. Whoever is doing a shitty job of it.These people are fake, taking credit for shit that's not there's, wrong answer almost every time, "switched" personalities, "voices" are counteracting, "empath" , a lot of snitches (bad), not thinking before they do things etc. What does my dad, Jeff Croskey have to do with anything? I'd ask but him and my mom just lie, so. I'd listen to me over any of these other people. If they say not to listen or talk to me, don't listen to them. Think you people would have a mind of your own instead of being brainwashed. They are ignorant, brainwashed, benefitting off of lies to you. The "voices" in head, people can hear your thoughts. These people aren't in any way crazy and DON'T that don't need rehab. *FOR WHAT BETTER BE THE LAST TIME , 2 PEOPLE NEED TO TALK TO ME IN PERSON NOW* (E.L. and K.K.) I was trying to cover stuff up so no one knew. Think you'd be a little smarter, way this is going where people hear people's thoughts, people are going to end up knowing anything and everything with how much of it wrong. Kuhiwa "Jessica Erwin) called the Honea Path Police Departmen on me, lied to them and she works for them. Kuhiwa means lowest of the low. She's the opposite of me in almost everyway.
by #1Fan(sarcastic) July 14, 2019
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